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bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

noone-wouldriotforless:

rihannasblunt:

i expected the comments to be terrible BUT THEY WEREN’T YAAASSSSS NEW ZEALAND

Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised by the people in our country

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

X-Rays of People Doing Things

sixpenceee:

Man saying the word “pion” (pronounced: peony) 

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Patient suffering from dysphagia or trouble swallowing

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A baby nursing

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Dog drinking

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Playing the violin

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zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

koolthing:

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

wow this is embarrassing

  #ew  
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Hot Bread

hamsterpups:

hamsterpups:

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How to tell if a blog is trash

tsunglasses:

tsunglasses:

  1. Anime icon

Everyone who’s reblogged this has an anime icon. I’m impressed and disgusted.

  #illuminary    #das you Nicole  

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.